BEST OF FRIENDS

Bob and Bing play Siamese twins joined at the side.

Bob Hope: What are you smoking in that base burner? One of your old girdles?

Bing Crosby: I have to have something fairly leathal to stand you off.

Bob Hope: Why did mother ever go to that "Double or Nothing" program?

Bing Crosby: If you keep saying I'm too fat

Bob Hope: I'm just a rat.

Bing Crosby: And if you don't like the way I croon

Bob Hope: I'm just a goon.

Bing Crosby: And if you don't say you think that I'm okay that isn't any way to be.

Bob Hope: What we need is plain ol' harmony.

Bing Crosby: Won't you join me?

Both: Harmony, Harmony.

Bing Crosby: Imagine Minnapolis without St. Paul

Bob Hope: It's harmony.

Bing Crosby: Ha-Ha, That's all!

Bob Hope: If you say all my jokes are bad

Bing Crosby: I'm a cad.

Bob Hope: And if you make cracks about my beak

Bing Crosby: I'm just weak, no character.

Bob Hope: And if you don't shout that I'm a darn good scout I think you must be out of key!

Bing Crosby: Who? Me?! What we need is good ol' harmony

Bob Hope: This is silly, no net.

Bing Crosby: Isn't this a fun song?

Bob Hope: We're floating.

Bob Hope:

Bing Crosby: Why, that's harmony, Jack!

Bob Hope: You bet!

Bing lets Bob fall off the stage thinking he's going to catch his foot.

Bing Crosby: How I do miss Fred Astaire.

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